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My Castle

Updated on March 29, 2011
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My Castle

I am the queen of this castle
and this is my royal domain...
you may enter with royal permission
but dignity you must maintain.

I make the rules in my castle
all who enter are obliged to obey...
and if you comply with my wishes
I'm inclined to invite you to stay.

If you are polite and respectful,
hospitality I offer to you...
and your visit will be one quite pleasant
as long as you don't go askew!

My servants are at your disposal
to serve you and, thus, entertain...
but remember to mind all your manners
to insure that your treatment's humane!

Tea time is ten, two, and seven...
it behooves you to show up on time...
dressed to observe crown traditions.
To be tardy is considered a crime!

And of course, it will go without saying
you must giggle at all of my jokes...
I assure you, without much pretension
that this is no kingdomly hoax!

Yes, I am the queen of this castle.
When you enter my royal domain
you must respect my sweet presence
if you have a desire to remain!

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    • No_Clue profile image
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      No_Clue 6 years ago

      Dedicated to my three sons!

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      tumblintumblweed 6 years ago

      Excellent piece of work,No_Clue...wonderful message,too.

      Voted up/awesome! Always a Pleasure!

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      No_Clue 6 years ago

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      acaetnna 6 years ago from Guildford

      Awesome - the queen of the castle you most definitely are and queen of poetic verse too. Brilliant.

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      No_Clue 6 years ago

      Awww, geez, acaetnna, I feel a curtsy coming on! Thanks!

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      Annette Donaldson 6 years ago from Northern Ireland

      Beautiful tribute and some good old reminders in there. Up and awesome girlfriend x

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      No_Clue 6 years ago

      star, there is a funny little story behind this...Back when my youngest son was about 15, and going through a bad, and I do mean bad, defiant, hateful stage, I left a crazy message on my answering machine for all who called that they had reached the queen of the castle...I was out chasing dragons, the surfs were out to lunch and the mouse couldn't reach the phone...My son and his friends made great fun and harassed my son about that message and I left it on anyways...the boys still harass me about being the "Queen of the Castle" and that son is 30 now! Its a standing joke...I guess ya had to be there but...that was a little history lesson you didn't ask for!

      Hugs and Thanks!

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      Annette Donaldson 6 years ago from Northern Ireland

      Oh No-Clue that is great, you have such wit and I thought of you as a young woman far to young to have a 30 year old. I love the humour in your writing, don't ever lose it girl. x

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      Radioguy 6 years ago from Maine

      Always good to make things plain and clear to the men in the house...Very, very good!

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      No_Clue 6 years ago

      star, I am flattered! I have an old soul and a young heart! lolol Humour is one of my most valuable "powertools" in my tool kit of life! If I should lose it then they should shoot me and plant me! Hugs!

      Radioguy, lol...Now that my boys are all grown, I can make it crystal clear! lololol Thanks for your visit! Oh yeah and btw, you are invited back! Good manners and all!

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      Kathi 6 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

      Can I steel this and post it on my refrigerator...lol...witty, well written...you are a queen of poetry my friend

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      No_Clue 6 years ago

      Fossillady you sure can! and I feel another curtsy coming on!Thank you!

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      Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Love this, especially with the story. I promise to giggle when appropriate.

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      No_Clue 6 years ago

      In that case, Randy, You are welcome in this castle always! Thanks!

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      BeyondMax 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      LOL that's a good one, love it! =) There is another funny thing that comes up to my mind, I had a parallel vision of my mother's pet toy-terrier DJ, who basically rules the house. I could see "the guy" clearly barking his orders to unruly humans LOL =)

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      No_Clue 4 years ago

      Max, now that is a twist! Thanks, my friend!

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