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I am the queen of this castle
and this is my royal domain...
you may enter with royal permission
but dignity you must maintain.
I make the rules in my castle
all who enter are obliged to obey...
and if you comply with my wishes
I'm inclined to invite you to stay.
If you are polite and respectful,
hospitality I offer to you...
and your visit will be one quite pleasant
as long as you don't go askew!
My servants are at your disposal
to serve you and, thus, entertain...
but remember to mind all your manners
to insure that your treatment's humane!
Tea time is ten, two, and seven...
it behooves you to show up on time...
dressed to observe crown traditions.
To be tardy is considered a crime!
And of course, it will go without saying
you must giggle at all of my jokes...
I assure you, without much pretension
that this is no kingdomly hoax!
Yes, I am the queen of this castle.
When you enter my royal domain
you must respect my sweet presence
if you have a desire to remain!