My Nanny McPhee
You are my Nanny McPhee;
You’re there when I need you,
But I do not wish for you to stay.
When I want you, but no longer need you.
You must go.
My Nanny McPhee;
You're never there when I need you,
I wished for you to stay.
When I want you, but you never care too,
You just stay away, each and every day.