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My Nature Poem Is NO Longer Nature

Updated on March 17, 2012

Rain pour from the depressing sky
Lightning strikes, thunder roars
Wind swaying spring birds nest, trees, and blossom
Sending whistle sounds and stream lines of twigs and pollen
As I lay in bed snuggling to keep warm next to my husband

Whose soundly asleep
Snoring as loud as a tractor engine
And fart a sound of a 9mm caliber shot gun
"Pew! Pew! Pew," scared the heaven sake out of me
as I write this poetry

Gathering my spirit back to peace
Trying to obtain what I thought I would have written
Another great nature poetry
Yet it became a natural disaster
A big mess of comedy; smelly


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    • chanroth profile image

      chanroth 5 years ago from California, USA

      lol, thank you lmKarn23! ^_^

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      LOL..stuck between a storm and a smelly place! I feel your agony! Very humorous, Chanroth! Smiling..

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      chanroth 5 years ago from California, USA

      Hi billybuc, joyce, Debbie, and Gypsy, thank you very much. So glad you like it.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      LOL Voted up and funny!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      this is so funny.. and I can relate... LOL

      voted up

      be blessed


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      Joyce Haragsim 5 years ago from Southern Nevada

      I think this is very funny. Voted up and of course funny, Joyce.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      "A big mess of comedy, smelly." Love that line and love this poem. Wonderful job!