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My Poor, Poor Cell Phone

Updated on March 23, 2013

My poor, poor cell phone.

Your lost, your gone.

The very thought of you missing makes me want to cry.

Oh, cell phone, my poor cell phone. Can you answer why?

Did I keep you up all night constantly pressing your keys?

Or was it me listening to music on you instead of my DVD’s?

You brought me joy when I was bored.

I could check my Facebook to update my status and HubPages to see how I scored.

Where art thou, cell phone of mine?

What am I to do with all of this time?

You hold all of my pictures and the memories of my past.

My unsaved contact list, I am facing reality at last.

I sigh as I say your name.

No more playing Angry Birds or The Fruit Slice game.

No more cute little icons to let me know that my texts and email are there

Not knowing where you are makes me want to pull out my hair.

Everyone who have lost their cell phone knows my pain.

I am so addicted to it and without it I am going insane.

Great! I got a loaner, a temporary fix!

Because I have insurance, it won’t be long before I’m back in the mix!

Thank God for Google sync!

All of the contacts came back so now I can think.

Pictures saved because of uploading to my photo album online.

And having a Sprint ID saved all of my applications, I am going to be just fine.

Oh Cell phone, my poor cell phone, wherever you are.

For putting me through this I hope you get ran over by a car!


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      Karen A. Harris 6 years ago from Milwaukee, WI

      Lol Spirit Whisperer....your not missing anything. I am sure your life is more peaceful. I found a little peace when it was gone. Nobody to bother me while I was out. Thank you for visiting. It is always a pleasure to hear from you :)

      I will check out your hub. Wow...I definitely did not know about the bees. Thank you for making me aware.

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      Xavier Nathan 6 years ago from Isle of Man

      A very clever poem about something I never use. I must be the only person left in the world who doesn't use a cell phone. I wrote a hub about how they are killing the bees so I for one will not be stung in bee heaven when I die. LOL!

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      Maja Dezulovic 6 years ago from Johannesburg, South Africa

      Loved it! I lost a phone earlier this year, but there was no Google sync to save me. :( We really do get attached to them.

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      Karen A. Harris 6 years ago from Milwaukee, WI

      I remember a time when cell phones didn't exist. So much simpler. Thank you so much for stopping by and reading :)

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      vgroom82 6 years ago from USA

      I have to say that is a very good poem, yet true. My phone isn't an iPhone but I know if anything happened to my Blackberry, I would probably feel the same way. What a great poem yet funny. LOL.