My Time Machine (Humor)
If I had a time machine, I would go back to November, 1963. Oh the great things I could learn. I'd hop on over to Dallas, Texas on November 22nd.
The real place I would like to go would be the Texas Theater. I would find a nice comfortable seat and wait. Sitting in the back, I would wait but I would not be waiting for a movie to start. No, there would be no movies from 1963 that I particularly would want to see.
I would be waiting for Lee Harvey Oswald to enter the building. He would come in to the theater in a panic for he did not pay his fee. As he sat there, I would then turn over to him and get his attention.
"Excuse me, Mr. Oswald. I have a question for you. Do you remember where you were when JFK was killed?"
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