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My daughters wedding

Updated on November 2, 2011

My daughter,s big day,s coming,

The day that she gets wed.

There,s something worrying about it,

It’s filling me with dread.

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It’s not the speech that worries me,

Of that I know I,m able.

It,s the last time I say legs like mine,

They were on a coffee table.

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It’s a traditional scottish wedding,

It’s this that makes me wilt.

The men in the wedding party

Have got to wear the kilt.

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In true Scottish style,

And not just for bravado.

The groom has decided

That we all must go commando.

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Now this is my opinion,

Not everyone’s of course.

To want to go commando,

You must be hung like a bloody horse.

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This is one that worries me,

I know it might seem silly.

But god did not endow me

With a very massive willy.

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So when the jokes start flying

and to answer all the mocks

My daughters living evidence

at least it feckin works

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      lyndre 6 years ago from Scotland

      Just a piece of comedy Joy, but might become reality. My daughter is getting married September 2012.

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      Joy56 6 years ago

      Comedy or reality, it was good, i liked it, i feel you will go from strength to strength with your writing......

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      lyndre 6 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Truckstop.

      Lucky it wasn,t a cold day.:lol:

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      Truckstop Sally 6 years ago

      You are a funny man!! Best wishes to the lovely couple!!

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      lyndre 6 years ago from Scotland

      Glad you enjoyed Kirutaye

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      kirutaye 6 years ago from London, UK

      LOL. Funny hub and well written too. :o))

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      lyndre 6 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks for the comments.

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      Laurel Rogers 6 years ago from Bishop, Ca

      Sweet relief, yes??

      I mean, that it works! ;)

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      Marie Landry 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      This is hilarious and absolutely made my day. Best wishes to your daughter and good luck to you with the kilt!

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