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My daughters wedding

Updated on November 2, 2011

My daughter,s big day,s coming,

The day that she gets wed.

There,s something worrying about it,

It’s filling me with dread.

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It’s not the speech that worries me,

Of that I know I,m able.

It,s the last time I say legs like mine,

They were on a coffee table.

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It’s a traditional scottish wedding,

It’s this that makes me wilt.

The men in the wedding party

Have got to wear the kilt.

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In true Scottish style,

And not just for bravado.

The groom has decided

That we all must go commando.

...............................................

Now this is my opinion,

Not everyone’s of course.

To want to go commando,

You must be hung like a bloody horse.

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This is one that worries me,

I know it might seem silly.

But god did not endow me

With a very massive willy.

.......................................

So when the jokes start flying

and to answer all the mocks

My daughters living evidence

at least it feckin works

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      lyndre 7 years ago from Scotland

      Just a piece of comedy Joy, but might become reality. My daughter is getting married September 2012.

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      Joy56 7 years ago

      Comedy or reality, it was good, i liked it, i feel you will go from strength to strength with your writing......

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      lyndre 7 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Truckstop.

      Lucky it wasn,t a cold day.:lol:

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      Truckstop Sally 7 years ago

      You are a funny man!! Best wishes to the lovely couple!!

    • lyndre profile image
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      lyndre 7 years ago from Scotland

      Glad you enjoyed Kirutaye

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      kirutaye 7 years ago from London, UK

      LOL. Funny hub and well written too. :o))

    • lyndre profile image
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      lyndre 7 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks for the comments.

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      Laurel Rogers 7 years ago from Bishop, Ca

      Sweet relief, yes??

      I mean, that it works! ;)

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      Marie Landry 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      This is hilarious and absolutely made my day. Best wishes to your daughter and good luck to you with the kilt!

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