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My wonderful Wendy

Updated on February 13, 2012

Oh Wendy, my wonderful Wendy

you mean everything to me.

The day you came into my life

you set my frustrations free.

You never try to put me down

or tell me what to do.

I know you won’t desert me

you always will be true.

Any time I’ve let you down

you never cause a fuss.

I know when I pick you up again

it will then be only us.

When I come home from work at night

you’re waiting in my bed

No sarcy comments for to make

Just pleasure me instead.

Oh Wendy my dear Wendy

I know you give your all

You’re the best ten bucks I’ve ever spent

my wonderful blow up doll.


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      lyndre 7 years ago from Scotland

      Yes a women who doesn,t nag is hard to find :lol:

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      Right On Time 7 years ago from Australia

      This is so sweet! lol...

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      lyndre 7 years ago from Scotland

      Cheers Lorlie and Ralwus.I am hoping to republish most of my old hubs

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      ralwus 7 years ago

      I do remember this, so funny still. thanks for using it again. CC

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      Laurel Rogers 7 years ago from Bishop, Ca

      You did publish this under the old username, yes? Still, I'm glad to read it again!

      Take care, my friend.