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My Dad Had An Artist In Front Of His Nose (limerick)

Updated on February 26, 2015

My dad said I wasn’t the smartest

I’ll never grow up to be artist

But soon he would see

Trophied artistry

As world acclaimed me greatest fartist


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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      I missed these!

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Most excellent piece of work. A good chuckle when I needed one, thank you. Know that by your artistry with words you made one soul a little happier.

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      travmaj 3 years ago from australia

      Hello Martin - good to see your limerick this morning - yes, it made me laugh as usual, have missed your fun, clever, and artistic posts. Cheers, Maj

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      Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

      Tee hee, you still have not lost your great sense of humor, Mh! I will have to return because the image is not appearing on my computer for some reason.

      Up awesome and funny and away

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      John Hansen 3 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Hilarious Martin. Great work.

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      The perfect way to begin my day. You still have it, Martin!

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Martin, what an unexpected pleasure to see your

      work pop up on screen.

      This limerick made me laugh. The picture went perfectly with it.

      So good to see you this morning!

      DJ.

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      Glad to see you back, Martin! You certainly haven't lost your touch.

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      Chris Mills 3 years ago from Missoula, Montana through August 2018

      Hello Martin. Nice to see you. I enjoyed your limerick this morning.

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      Ann Carr 3 years ago from SW England

      Echoing Jimmy, it's good to see you here again!

      This made me smile and I love the illustration. You are an artist, though, with words.

      Ann

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      Ghaelach 3 years ago

      A very good morning to you Martin.

      When I booted up this morning your name sprung out and hit me on the nose and said read straight away. I wasn't disappointed.

      You where on my "where are they now list." But I must say it's nice to see and read your wonderful Limericks, of which are still of an excellent quallity.

      I realise you have other work/sites that you are involved in, but it's nice to see you here on HP.

      Have a great weekend Martin.

      Jimmy.......................aka Ghaelach

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