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My Heater (limerick)

Updated on March 19, 2016

The cold is not getting me down

I have the best heater in town

My wife has a fit

And tells me to quit

The smells I emit make her frown


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      Bill Holland 16 months ago from Olympia, WA

      Always great fun!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 16 months ago from Riga, Latvia

      That brought a huge smile.

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      Nithya Venkat 16 months ago from Dubai

      Tough for the wife!! LOL!!

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      Deb Hirt 16 months ago from Stillwater, OK

      Cause for divorce?

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