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My Meal Prayer (limerick)

Updated on February 8, 2013

Before every meal I would pray

For Lord to send blessing my way

For I love wife still

And forever will

If cooking don’t kill me today


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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Maybe you should do as my brother does and take over the cooking!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol Cooking lessons are in order.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      That one gave my dog a shock! I laughed so loudly. Not sure what your wife would think of it, though.

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      Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Oh my goodness -- lol. This brought a smile. Although she might not agree. :-) Cute limerick.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Bad cook huh?

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      You may regret this . Test your next meal at a lab before you eat it!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Be careful what you put in writing...

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      aw, poor lady. she put a lot of work into that cooking!

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      cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      ha,ha,ha .. you might have to pay for this.. sleep with one eye open.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Whatever you do, Martin, don't 'waste' her,

      Just hire yourself a professional taster.