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My Mighty Roar (limerick)

Updated on December 19, 2012

It’s my house came my mighty roar

No one bosses me anymore

For beneath my dome

My will’s free to roam

Till wife returns home from the store


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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Yep, that's what I thought!! ha, ha

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      You really are whipped, aren't you? Ha ha!!

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      My favorite? Impossible to say, but - definitely up there! Love it, M..

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      I like this one.

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      Nithya Venkat 

      5 years ago from Dubai

      Ha Ha, there is a catch to your freedom!! great write. Voted up.

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Now the battle lines are drawn! LOL! Good one, Mhatter. Sharing.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Well, I guess that says it all!

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      Audrey Howitt 

      5 years ago from California

      So cute! Turf wars!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Ain't it the truth. King of the castle is no longer true, wife rules in her high heel shoes..Hee

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      Susan Zutautas 

      5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Great limerick. Merry Christmas if I don't stop by again.

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      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      GREAT! perfectly illustrates the dynamic of husband and wife. It is her house. Like it or leave it! :)

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Martin You are so cute.. lol.. I read this to my husband.. he laughed so hard.. thank you for making us laugh..

      Merry Christmas

      Debbie

      Sharing

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      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      I feel the power when I am in the shower.When I come out she reminds me I"m gettting the floor all wet.Then I go back in to the shower.Wait and hour and come back out I am a prune.She says where have you been I have been looking all over for you.I need help.You can't stay in the shower for ever but every night I get the power back just before bed.Then I can tell myself in my sleep I am king of the house.Sure I am.Until she says do you know you talk in your sleep.No I didn't know.What did I say.Thinking I could of said something I shouldn't of.Something about a mouse.Go away mouse there is no mouse in this house.If she only knew.Loved your hub and so funny and true.

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      Susan Hazelton 

      5 years ago from Sunny Florida

      HaHaHa! It's true in our home too. Love it.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Yes, dear Martin, you are King of the house.

      Until wifey returns and then you are Mouse.

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      Marvin Parke 

      5 years ago from Jamaica

      That is why I enjoy my limited manly freedom whenever I can.

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Ok...that works...take that power when you can get it :) Always leave these smiling...have a lovely day MH...and....here come some Angels to you :) ps

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Aw, such is life! Funny.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      The real King of the jungle...roaming freely.....at the store! LOL:-))

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Hi Martin.

      Great.

      A case of :--

      "I ware the pants in this house, because my wife lets me". lol

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, you know it's so true.

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      mizjo 

      5 years ago from New York City, NY

      My last chuckle before bedtime! You're the best.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      There's nothing like living in a fantasy world! I highly recommend it! Thanks for the laugh, Martin!

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      Deborah 

      5 years ago from Las Vegas

      Mhatter, you are so funny! I love this, I am the king of the house until I let my bull mastiff in, then my husband! Thanks! Too funny and pinned to the Best Modern Poets!

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