My New Weight Loss Plan (limerick)

To help with how much I now weigh
New program I put on display
Those donuts that I
Each morning would buy
I chewed them by myself today
Comments
Don't get me started on donuts! Funny and something to watch out through the year.
Don't forget the low calorie drink.
That is one way to diet,
Now I think I will try it!
Not much of a weight loss plan, is it?
Oh, what are we to do with you?
Oh dear!
Don't forget to wash them down with beer. (Yuck!)
Hey, more donuts for you!! LOL
DJ.
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