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My Pole Dancer (limerick)

Updated on November 26, 2012

This Pole Dancer she was with me

All other men must pay her fee

Still I must confess

My family’s stress

But Polish dance lessons aren’t free


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      DREAM ON 5 years ago

      Funny as ever.Thanx for sharing.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York


      And neither are the Irish dance lessons!

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      good twist! always enjoyable!!!!!

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      lol.. crazy good ...:)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Polka anyone?

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      You are so clever. Loved this. I needed a good laugh today. :)

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      Nellieanna Hay 5 years ago from TEXAS

      . . . Pole-ish dance lessons, indeed! hahahaha. Clever!

      So when do we get to see the u-tube of your performance, Martin? (If you sell this limerick, you can afford the lessons!)

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      Rob Winters 5 years ago

      You have a real knack for these limericks.Up & Funny :-)

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      It's all in the mind, or should it be in the word? Naughty but clever.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa,,LOVE it!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Polish can be taken two ways, eh?

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      I betcha knew, Mhatter, that I would love this one! I did and I do.

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      Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      Love it! Your limericks make me smile. :-)

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Too funny! Now I see what I've been missing!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Another great chuckle.

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Oh how brilliant Mhatter and here's to so many more to follow.

      Have a wonderful day.


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      Jools99 5 years ago from North-East UK

      Very clever :o) I did not see that pun coming! Happy dance 'lessons'!

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      Hahaha.... Polish... Pole.... Very funny, MH! Great one..... Voting up and awesome!

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      Did someone say I was almost afraid to read this? Ditto!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Heha you know how to make me laugh!

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      Karen S Falcon 5 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

      Please tell me next time you are going to post my picture on the internet. And I want a cut of the hub-money :-0

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      I LOVE IT! I had peanuts in my mouth as I laughed to this. Good, I managed to stop "some" peanut pieces from bursting right on your hub or your hub will be a mess, I mean my laptop screen, lol.

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      LOL... good one... voted up!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I literally laughed out loud at this one. Well done! I refuse to stoop so low and make comments about greasing the pole.