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My Wife Knew How To End All Fights (limerick)

Updated on February 8, 2014

Whenever I’d go off berserk

My wife simply sat with a smirk

For scenes of faint hearted

Were quickly departed

As sleeping pills started to work


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      FSamuel 2 years ago

      Hehehehe, I love it.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      That's one way to calm down! Funny limerick!

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      Denise Handlon 3 years ago from North Carolina

      Funny! I always enjoy your limericks. :)

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      Brilliant! Now...all i need is those pills..lolxx

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Good idea!

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      b. Malin 3 years ago

      Both FUNNY and Cute...Great Picture too!

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Love it!! Yep, those sleeping pills will do the trick.


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      kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Another funny one! I love your choice of picture for this one. The Honeymooners are perfect with this limerick :-)