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My Wife Should Have Been A Doctor (limerick)

Updated on September 25, 2013

I told wife I’m feeling quite queer

I keep hearing ringing in ear

Wife told me before

She told me once more

It’s just the front door bell my dear

My Wife The Export Hunter (limerick)

At deer* hunting wife was real hot

She always bagged game which she sought

When sport she did see

Had nowhere to flee

Yes dear were words she quickly got

*(Did I say deer? I meant dear.)

A Miracle!? (limerick)

From plane wreck no one could survive

A miracle he was alive

Wife got on her knee

Toward heaven turned she

For new plan that we can contrive

Oh Yes He Treats His Wife Like A Maid (limerick)


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Three for the price of one! I loved them all.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Oh, wow! How you think of all these is a miracle!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      Your limericks never fail to amuse me.

      have a great weekend.

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      Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      Funny again!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Comical : )

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Hilarious, martin.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Amusing indeed

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      So funny Martin. Loved it..

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      Randi Benlulu 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ


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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      lol..pure Martin! very prolific today, my friend..


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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Wow...a three in one deal! Awesome! Jamie

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      You are keeping us on our toes, Mr. Martin.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A bonus today...very nice, Martin. More giggles for the buck.

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      cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      cute ..martin.. cute..!