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My Wife’s Favorite Perfume (limerick)

Updated on December 1, 2012

My Eyes!

This perfume wife bought by the case

To help keep my passions in place

As night came our way

And I felt like play

She’d apply a spray of her mace


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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      guess she wasn't in the mood!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Beware of the woman who is armed! Mace? For you? Huh????

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Always get such a good laugh out of your humorous rants!

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Wow say no more!!! Ha ha !! A brilliant share once again Mhatter.

      Thank you so much for sharing all.


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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago thinks she loves you NOT! darkly adorable, M!

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      You got me again. Crazy!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHaHa,You are soo funny..

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      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      great!...wife's brand perfume.. thats ever lasting & your very own!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      So much for passion...

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 5 years ago

      Foiled again...That perfume will get you every time!

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      Catherine Tally 5 years ago from Los Angeles

      Your wife gives a whole new meaning to the term "burning love"- lol.

      I'm crying right along with you!

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      Nellieanna Hay 5 years ago from TEXAS

      Guess her purpose for the case of it "to keep (your) passions in place" was well served, huh? But a case of it? You rascal, you!

      Oh, wow. This is just TOO funny! You're a genius.

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      Melissa Flagg OSC 5 years ago from Rural Central Florida

      ha ha ha... that gives me a GREAT idea!!! :D

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      elle64 5 years ago from Scandinavia

      You are so good at writing, love and light

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      Amy Becherer 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Awww, that's not nice! But, it is funny...

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      I love keep me laughing. Too cool...I guess that is what I needed to have. :) sending Angels your way ps

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      giggles. Thanks for the morning laugh.

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      travmaj 5 years ago from australia

      Food for thought - nothing like a surprise knock out...

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      That should put you off the scent LOL :-))

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      Jackie Lynnley 5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Hm sounds like a damper on both. lol Well done.

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      That a real knock out scent!

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      epigramman 5 years ago

      Is that your wife? She's almost as hot as the Love Doctor, almost.

      You obviously have a lot of twists and turns in your writing like that Epi fellow from lake erie -lol- so we must have a mutual admiration society going here .... you are the master I would say of the surprise and the limerick - please check out Gus the Redneck - he just did a funny one on Haikus .....lake erie time 11:22pm on a cold winter night

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      nice. I agree:)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That would kill any frisky feelings I might have! :) Great fun!