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My Wife’s New Pet (limerick)

Updated on May 3, 2014

My wife said she wanted a pet

Something of Joy in times of fret

To help ease the tone

When she felt alone

(So) I bought her her own TV set


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      Madge 3 years ago

      Thanks for shirang. What a pleasure to read!

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      Audrey Hunt 3 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      The perfect pet. And it can be turned off anytime:)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      At least cats and dogs give wet kisses

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Saves money from the vet!

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      breakfastpop 3 years ago

      At least she won't have to buy pet food!

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      Mona Sabalones Gonzalez 3 years ago from Philippines

      A stack of her favorite movies would go well with it. Lol.

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      Nah, shoulda got her a dog.

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      travmaj 3 years ago from australia

      Good thinking, not much upkeep and doesn't need walking and feeding...

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      Sometimes TV is a girl's best friend!