Naughty Sexy Quotes & Funny Sexy Sayings

Love long. Love hard. Never miss the opportunity to say I love you to the person you cherish most. Because one day you might wake up and they aren't there anymore.

Roses are red, ur a** is fine, I'll be ur 6 If u be my 9.... ;)

Roses are red, lungi is green, ill show u my pipe, if u know wht I mean...

People come and go, but you and I will stay together, forever.

hello ladies

looking for male frnds?/??

lucky to have bf that call me sexy~~!

i love it~!

nice

hey daddy can i talk to you? daddy im only 17but i know what just to do!

dey say am sexxxxy but only u cn make it true...yaaaaah

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KEEP UR HEAD HIGH AND UR MIDDEL FINGER HIGHER...LET HIM KNW WAT HEZ MISSING!

KEEP UR HEAD HIGH AND UR MIDDEL FINGER HIGHER...LET HIM KNW WAT HEZ MISSING!

lame

Horrible!

these are so damn corny lolzzzzzzzz

Love is love wen u love 2 love and be loved

shut uo lol

love is sweet and the night is long

darkness has set in.. so please carry on!

These are lame

shy on the streets !!!!

sexy inside the sheets !!!

I say I don’t sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don’t sleep with happily married men.... i do mean it....

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Sex is dangerous, it can leave u desolate, so watch out!

Loved You Once, Love You Still; Always Have, Always Will.

U guys are silly LOL

U guys are silly LOL

i would gamise all you sexy things

SEX IS BEST LIFE

Love these comments!!!

Women on this site who say dirty things quit bieng hideous on the inside sex is part of life yes but it doesn't get u nowhere but pregnant to be honest most hot girls are sex addicts kts harious keep on bieng baleimic

IS THERE A LIKE BUTTON HERE?!!! LOLZ

nice quotes and nice comments guys keep it up boys

nice

i luv u not because of u r mine bt because.....i'll think it over n den tell u

ok u won !!! now bye

but i miss u tooo much then u ok

miss u tooooooo bye

OK BYE !!! BUT I REALLY MISS U YAAR

u tooooooooooooooooo !!! NOW BYE !!! OK !!!

Thank You yaar!!! u tooooooooooooooo swietyyyyyyyyyyy

BYE!!! U SMELL LIKE SEX YAAR

U ARE SAYING TRUE SEXY MINI BYE SWIETY

NICE LOL

now i understood these all are nice but they really SUCKS i am really SORRY to say that BYE SEXY LOL

please stop this non-sense here. they sucks unaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah to all the dashing boys.SOMEONE IS THINKING ABOUT SEX OK ........Its me Yaar Bye!!!!!!!!!!

its OK but not that much nice also

Reach across the universe

Hold no boundaries

Life is to short to just settle for

So take my hand

Close your eyes

and begin to dream

For I am a dreamer

And dreams do come true....

Robert Griffith

My 1st poem to my high school sweetheart I wrote it in her yearbook in 1986

Intimacy far surpasses what you think sexy might be.In my humble opinion

Robert Griffith

Legs r a girls best friend, but the must part a couple times ;)

Sex is like a thousand horses gallopping together in sync and rhythm and when the burst happens it is like a music divine. if any female in mumbai wants to experience the gallopping of the thousand horses u can reach me at karanshah at indiatimes dot com. i am 37 male from mumbai

Wherever you go, go with all your heart

Romantic sayings by Anonymous

I was married by a judge.

I should have asked for a jury. Love Quotes by Groucho Marx

If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will

~Source : Anonymous's cute movie love quotes

Love rules the court, the camp, the grove, and men below, and saints above: For love is heaven, and heaven is love

Romantic sayings by Walter Scott

The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person's life

Love Quotes by William Wordsworth

You are always new. The last of your kisses was ever the sweetest…

Romantic sayings by John Keats

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.

Love Quotes by Lao Tzu

If you're lucky you can get a second chance with the one you love.

Sometimes luck isn't enough. ~Source : Anonymous's wedding love quotes

With love and patience, nothing is impossible

Romantic sayings by Daisaku Ikeda

If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it’s not enough. Love Quotes by Ann Landers

Love is a fire. But whether it is going

to warm your heart or burn down your house,

you can never tell. Love Quotes by Joan Crawford

To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage

~Source : Lao Tzu's appreciation love quotes

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than it was because he was he and I was I

Romantic sayings by Michel Montaigne

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. Love Quotes by Ambrose Bierce

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them

~Source : Steve Martin's appreciation love quotes

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow,

yet we forget that he is someone today. ~Source : Stacia Tauscher's cherishing love quotes

Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it

Romantic sayings by Boris Pasternak

Love enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of you partner's hand, knowing they will be handled with care

Love Quotes by Carl S. Avery

It is wrong to think that love comes from long

companionship and persevering courtship.

Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity

and unless that affinity is created in a moment,

it will not be created for years or even generations. ~Source : Kahlil Gibran's cherishing love quotes

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. (George Burns)

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. (R. D. Laing)

I know love and lust don't always keep the same company. (Stephenie Meyer)

I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit sexy.

Kylie Minogue

I think Australians do well here because we feel a bit naughty, like we're in America and if they only knew how much fun we were having, we'd all get thrown out, you know.

Melissa George

I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn't come home at tea time I used to be sent to bed without any dinner. But people used to bring me things: I was better fed in bed.

Diane Cilento

I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.

Macaulay Culkin

a girls legs are her best friend but the best of friends must part

that funny

they said i'm sexy but only you can make it true^^

If i were to ever buy a race horse, i would name it My Face. That way, when people bet on my horse they would be like COME ON MY FACE!!! :)

i dnt like these...

PEOPLE! Learn how to spell. For crying out loud!

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sex in loveship is an outstanding experience in our life. atleast do it one time in ur life.

if you like someone why not let them know you feeling them...time is so little that's something you can't get back...it dnt mean you sweating them it just mean you know what you want and you just reaching out. Who wants to find out later on in the relationship that you dnt like them.

if u were my tv i would flip through ur channels (:

Lick it, stick it and put your finger in it

hiya, i'm amber

make me wet and ill give you a night you'll never forget ;)

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

About Dating: My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.

Hello, my name is Shower. turn me on and ill make you wet. ;)

i luv gurlz havin attitude.....

I think theese are alright like bur this is a gdgd one bur a lill bit chesse

if I had to choose between loving you and breathing

I'd use my last breath to say I love yoou

how about that then xx?

Your first love will never be forgotten.

i love being called sexy it boost my confidence

I love being call beautiful but when i dressed up then i like to be called sexy or in the bedroom lol

These suck.

i think that being called sexy by your boyfriend is really nice to here every once in awhile but i think that i would probably rather be called beautiful it means a lot more i love being called seexy every once in awhile cause it makes me feel good but still beautiful is better to hear when your sad but only say it if you mean it love ya xoxo ash

Love is all around even in bad tym or gud that's y god created it so that we knew the reasn to lve

Wow

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns

If some one sexy we can call her or she as sexy

i think sexy mean the way a person look or that way u can call some when u really love them nd want to make them happy...and also think their sexy if no one think that then u think that u think that person is sexy cuz u love that person..i thing sexy goes with the person u love it is not just a mean it a words that have a mean..u should not say it if u o not mean it..,3 that wat some people think./.

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.