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Never - Leave a Child alone

Updated on May 17, 2010

It is not easy looking after children but please, always keep an eye on them or else....

They will eat everything in the Fridge, starting from the bottom

They might get angry with the neighbours

They might show off their Art Skills

They might want a good scrub and a bubble bath

They might get a Speeding Ticket

You would have to foot the bill for the Speeding Ticket. So, keep that little Angel close to you.

Also, Read: Never - Complain about your Job

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      Elena 7 years ago from London, UK

      Cheers Becky - Glad you liked it. I think he was too hungry to wait for mummy. :)

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      Becky 7 years ago from Oklahoma

      This was so funny. My favorite is the baby climbing into the fridge :)

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      suny 7 years ago

      Speeding ticket is such a wonderful idea!!!!great pics.

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      Support Med. 7 years ago from Michigan

      This was a good laugh! Love the kids Harley! Voted-up/rated.

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      Elena 8 years ago from London, UK

      Lol - Create a page. So, your not just closing the fridge, your locking it with a key. Thanks for stopping. :)

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      create a page 8 years ago from Maryland, USA

      Thanks for the reminder. I attend to children, so I have to make sure I lock the fridge, hide the markers and lock the bikes in the garage. I needed that good laugh Lady_E, thanks.

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      Pastor Dr. Carlotta Boles 8 years ago from BREAKOUT MINISTRIES, INC. KC

      lol, lol, lol, this is GREAT!!!! lol, lol, lol, I needed this laugh!! Praise God!! lol Much love my friend!!

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      DeBorrah K Ogans 8 years ago

      Great Hub! These are some great pictures as well!

      But you are right NEVER leave children alone.

      It just takes a second for any one of the above situations to turn serious and get out of hand.

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      A K Tiwary 8 years ago

      really, very funny and attractive pictures. i like it.

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      Lisa 8 years ago

      This was really a great hub Lady_E. LOL

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      Philipo 8 years ago from Nigeria

      This is interesting Lady-E. Good advice for everyone.

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      Elena 8 years ago from London, UK

      Lol Christa.

      Thanks for your comments everyone. You definitely need eyes in the back of your head, when you are looking after kids. :)

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      syras mamun 8 years ago

      Nice hub, specially for imminent mums.I love the pics.thanks

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      bingskee 8 years ago from Quezon City, Philippines

      i find this hub funny. never had an experience like this though i remember that they scribbled on the walls of the living room.

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      Pete Maida 8 years ago

      They are great pictures. I love the speeding ticket.

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      Christa Dovel 8 years ago from The Rocky Mountains, North America

      Great, now my kids want a miniature Harley... a few minutes ago they only wanted miniature dogs.

      No kidding about the fridge. I caught a kid of mine sitting in the fridge eating his several containers of yogurt simultaneously.