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New Meaning To One Track Mind (limerick)

Updated on September 5, 2014

Dear wife was beginning to show

Was time for her husband to know

She’s pregnant of course

His mind of a horse

Thought eating was source of her woe


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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      You can't hide the truth forever!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      The truth will come out in nine month.

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      Nancy 3 years ago from California

      As always you find humor in some of the most off the wall places. Love it.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

      Ooooo bad mistake! Jamie

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      John Sarkis 3 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

      Funny - excellent!