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New(d) Here (limerick)

Updated on January 31, 2015

He loved to see neighbor in the nude

Now you may think he’s being crude

But put aside woes

Face red as a rose

At nudist camp clothes would be rude


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      Nellieanna Hay 4 years ago from TEXAS

      Very true, Martin. "When in Rome . . . " :-)

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      HattieMattieMae 4 years ago from Limburg, Netherlands

      lol, nice!

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Go with the flow...not always easy -

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      Madeleine Salin 4 years ago from Finland

      This made me smile. :)

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      dreamseeker2 4 years ago

      Cute! : ) Voted it up, of course.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Got to follow the rules!! Ha, ha

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      Yes they would. And none of us would want to be rude, would we??

      Thanks for the smile on this Thursday.

      :) ps

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Silly. Good laugh.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Ooh La La...

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida really " bared " your true feelings on this one..have a great week-end..

      cute picture..thanks for putting colour in my " cheeks "...

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      What a wonderful thing to read in a lazy afternoon.

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      epigramman 4 years ago

      Yeah babyyyyyyyyy I am so here. Where is the nudity?

      Oh, it's just you again being the funniest man on hubpages.

      lake erie time 1:20am and listening to the righteous James Brown and the hottest band in the land although Count Basie may have something to say about that

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      prasetio30 4 years ago from malang-indonesia

      Good job and you make me laugh. Thanks for share with us. Cheers :-)

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Great job, Martin. Another smile was brought forth.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Indeed so!

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Gotta go by the rules. My friend actually went to a nudist camp once.

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