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No Hands

Updated on September 26, 2010

I don’t much care for your tuned timing

Or the look on your face it’s discerning

And that’s my cup of coffee your drinking

Ill thank you ahead of the clock for leaving

When you go don’t forget your coat

And I will not walk you out

When your gone Ill just lock the door

I really like your new can of gasoline

But now your just grasping at a match

While thinking such horrible things

So just go ahead and do just what you do

And stick me I am your pin cushion darling

 

 

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      Joy56 7 years ago

      funny.....

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      David Walston 7 years ago from The Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC) (m-M)_0 = 18.41, or 48 kpc (~157,000

      I Suppose

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      Joy56 7 years ago

      i love the line i will thank you ahead of the clock for leaving..... to me that is pure genius, and extremely funny. I cannot read this without laughing, giggling in fact, i love it..... why not put a video up, i love to listen to a calming video whilst reading poetry, and i have a coffee somewhere near, or two or three lined up. Your avatar is brill too, that makes me laugh.

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      Tara Tufford 7 years ago from Columbus, Ohio

      I absolutely love your writing Awful-it is very real, and never sugar coated...we need more of that in this world:)

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      David Walston 7 years ago from The Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC) (m-M)_0 = 18.41, or 48 kpc (~157,000

      Thanks for stopping in

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      Louise 7 years ago

      I love it!

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      Micky Dee 7 years ago

      I've been that pin cushion! Thank you Sir!

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      David Walston 7 years ago from The Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC) (m-M)_0 = 18.41, or 48 kpc (~157,000

      My pleasure

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      lalesu 6 years ago from south of the Mason-Dixon

      AP, this wryly, sardonic poem has just become one of my favorites. I love every line. ~ Laura

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      David Walston 6 years ago from The Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC) (m-M)_0 = 18.41, or 48 kpc (~157,000

      So glad to hear

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