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No I Don’t Need A Second Opinion (limerick)

Updated on June 18, 2013

Such beauty it brought out tear

My soul would be tossed far and near

This vision of Joy

Was no mere man’s toy

A fact that her boyfriend made clear


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      Mary Craig 

      5 years ago from New York

      You definitely know how to write a limerick! This was great...I can imagine both ends.

      Voted up and funny.

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      LOL..her bf should throw a sweater on her...she looks chilly - if not downright COLD..lol

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      While saying it up close and personal, no doubt!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Sure the boyfriend would want to make it clear.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I can see why he would make it clear.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      And he's probably a black belt in karate......LOL:-))

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Too funny..Three's a crowd. Hee..

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      Martin, keep it up. I would buy a book or your limericks. Jamie

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      Marvin Parke 

      5 years ago from Jamaica

      She must be really hot.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Martin, after reading your interview, I read your poetry differently, especially when I see the word Joy. This limerick takes a deeper meaning now that I know about the capital J.

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      You are incredibly funny and deliciously naughty! Up, funny and awesome.

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      Sheila Brown 

      5 years ago from Southern Oklahoma

      Nice limerick! Sounds just about right! :)

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      great laughs.

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      epigramman 

      5 years ago

      Yes Sir Martin of limerick sainthood - that would burst the proverbial bubble for any man - sending you, my most funny man of the hubpages, incomplete without you, my warmest wishes from a very cold night at lake erie time ontario canada 1:45am

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      Jim Higgins 

      5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Tooooo funny Martin! This is great!

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      Nat Amaral 

      5 years ago from BC Canada

      hehehehe...Even I can see the humor in this one.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      You only make that mistake once. :) Good one my friend!

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