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Not For The Squeamish (limerick)

Updated on October 1, 2013

Wife asked me if I lost my head

I wondered at what she had said

Till she started playing

With something decaying

I found this one laying in bed


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Good one!

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      Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      lol, thanks)

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      Blondey Hubpages 4 years ago


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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      Ewwww...i certainly didn't lose my head over this one, my friend..


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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Nothing like revenge.

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      Payback is hell, isn't it? Wifey 1, Martin 0.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago


      What were you think?

      WHERE was you Head?? LOL


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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada


      Couldn't be your head.... other wise you would not have wondered about that :-) But if you wandered around..... than I would be worry ;-)

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Oh, gross! Funny, but it reminds me of my cat leaving dead mice in my bed. And I know a few with feetnthat might qualify. Haha

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A good laugh to start my day. Thank you Martin!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Wifey should be careful about what she finds.

      Some spouses have been known to lose their minds.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hehehe oops!

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      Kari Shinal 4 years ago from Seligman AZ

      What happens when you stuck in a funk, This does! smiles. funny

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      Graham Lee 4 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      A smile this morning Martin.