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Not Your Average Guy (limerick)

Updated on November 6, 2012

He’s not just your average guy

It’s endless the charm he’ll apply

He’ll listen to rants

He’ll teach you to dance

Till his life insurance you buy


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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      Wonderful peek on irony of human life.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      Um...i used to sell insurance, so..

      I LOVE IT!


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Clever guy isn't he?

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      b. Malin 4 years ago

      Well how Cute is that...You Sure Insurance is all he's Selling?

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      ignugent17 4 years ago

      Very funny ! It is time to change the insurance plan. :-)))

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ha Ha! No one turns on the charm better than a salesman!

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      Caroline Marie 4 years ago from Close to Heaven

      LOL Very funny! :)

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      Nithya Venkat 4 years ago from Dubai

      Very, very true. A unique idea for a limerick. Very well done. Voted up and pinned.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      ' Ain't ' it the truth. Another funny one..Don't stop. I love your Limericks...

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      This guy sounds familiar. Oh, my. Thanks for the laugh, are so full of clever ideas. ps

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I have sure seen THAT occur.

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      Linda Crist 4 years ago from Central Virginia

      Now that's a healthy dose of reality. :-)

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      Rosemary Sadler 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      Think I bumped into a couple of guys like this over time. Brilliant

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Well done. Jamie

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      QudsiaP1 4 years ago

      Hahaha this was awesome.

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      Pete 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      A "perfect" limerick... well done!

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Oh, these guys can do a dance alright! Thanks for sharing! Hatter!

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Oh brilliant you are great at these .

      I shall have to have a go myself one day

      Enjoy your day.


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      Emma 4 years ago from Houston TX

      thats a nice hub. i believe most people should learn from this and be aware of this kind of friends. thanks for the information.

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      Rich 4 years ago from Kentucky

      As most do with something to sell

      amusement works better than tell

      bring out a smile

      laugh for a while

      then pull out the cash and pay well.

      Great Job, sir!

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      flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

      I understand what you mean about those sells men that try ever thing! Vote up!

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      Randi Benlulu 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      lolol! LOVE! So true! Thank you! Up and funny!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I can respect that! Thanks for the laugh my friend!