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Now Ladies Don’t Go Getting Jealous (limerick)

Updated on January 29, 2015

Her rear-end made men want to scan her

It’s not just its shape or its manner

What set them ajar

Amazed them by far

It tooted The Star Spangled Banner


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      C E Clark 

      5 years ago from North Texas

      Pretty funny. Where did you ever find a picture like that?

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      You create an amazing picture in this composition.

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Whoa, didn't see that one coming! Too funny.

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Oh, I meant to say this reminded me of that saying, "Just put on your BIG girl panties and deal with it!" LOL

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Pretty funny, but certainly steer clear after bean night!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      The rear end that launched a thousand ships. lol

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Wow...I think I may just have corrupted you :)).

      Absolutely brilliant.

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      Bill Blackburn 

      5 years ago from Twentynine Palms, California

      This is beyond funny... It's hilarious! :-)

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      Rev Bruce S Noll HMN 

      5 years ago from Asheville NC

      Vibrationally humorous! Taking the art of gaseous liberation to a new medium.

      Voted Up and very fanny...oops, I mean funny! LOL

      Bruce

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Mhatter99,

      I don't care what anyone says; that takes some talent! :-)

      Too funny!

      Cat

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      jesus that is quite the angel, M! Where do you find these perfect pics?

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Too funny. and gleefully irreverent ...:) :) thanks for my midday chuckle.

      Angels are on the way ...:) ps

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      Jim Higgins 

      5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Wonderfully funny !

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      Randi Benlulu 

      5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Lol! Watch it KK!

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      Charles Dawson 

      5 years ago from Bartow, FL

      Wow! Too funny!

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      OMG!

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      Susan Zutautas 

      5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      LOL. This was great! Loved it!

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      HAha!!! That was a great one, Martin! She needs to go on Ameica's got talent ( :

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      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      oh god you had me on the floor laughing.. someone light a match LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Thanx for the morning chuckle! Toot toot, beep beep!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      OMG!!!!!HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Funny, funny.

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      Rob Welsh 

      5 years ago from Tomorrow - In Words & NZ Time.

      Hahaha... Nice one Martin!

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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Ha! What talent she must have.

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, Oh, my goodness!!! Didn't see or whatever that one coming. hahaha

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That may be your best yet...excellent!

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