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Nun for fun...

Updated on April 19, 2012

With GSA under the gun's it seems that the Vatican is also looking at all the nun's... Hummm. Maybe the American bandstand is missing a man, or maybe I just don't understand. What in the hell we are doing... Is this the plan??? Secretive service's for the mistresses' while the protection is useless, your security's third leg left hangin' for $30 bucks... damn, scandalous.

Hey!!! we're paying for this fukin' ruckus, fuk this... Into the volcano all you go, down to the mantle flow up magma overflow. Bubble and burp Mexican pepper belly, sh!t ash about to crash... cash cash cash. The mean green is the boxer ring... Ding... Dong spelling out a song, layin' pipe just for the night, no love for our lives we've gotta fight. For our right... to party shorty get up!!! and get gnarly.

Tube view is closing... Zogg's sex wax slaps, broken surf snaps... Board swims past breakers soakin' all the fakers, taps. Lights out sea bass... Boiler-maker Quaker, meet your maker. Dick spanker... Clark's stark reminder, let it rock and roll... Get a camera and film the show, bad monkey no no.

You no the story... Horny, corny sister ditch' her and him... backhand some skin, pope... Dope nope... women locked in ropes, choke. This sh!t's a joke... Old school views... Here's the news, New World Order's growin' shorter, cumin' closer to climax... 3-D IMAX and snacks. Tickets sold out rats... sewer pewter wooden spoon, off to the land. Man of doom make some room... It will bee soon


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    • goego profile image

      goego 5 years ago from Loserland

      Thanks Jeremy and thank you for sharing, glad you enjoyed the tunes. It clicks for some

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      Justin W Price 5 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      Nice work, my friend. Great use of tunes, as well. Up and shared

    • goego profile image

      goego 5 years ago from Loserland

      Good god almighty is right!!! I missed the trip to vegas

    • WD Curry 111 profile image

      WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

      Hey man, do you really want to party?