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Ode for Rotten Rooster

Updated on July 7, 2017


This is one old nonsense poem which I wrote while trying to learn about rhyme in English words. When I check on the list of words which rhyme with "writer", turned out the list is really long. I thought it will be fun to see how far I can go if I make a poem from that list only. So, this is how it become. I hope it’s not that bad. ^^


Oh, and for the tittle, I just try to make it sound little funny. Sorry if it’s dry.


Please enjoy.

Freya Cesare

Whoops! The world just moving around! Maybe I need another beer! Hiks
Whoops! The world just moving around! Maybe I need another beer! Hiks

That is not easy to become writer

Just like it is not easy to always act like a fighter

In so many times I keep falter

Tried to collecting everything around me so I can move further


Yeah! I know what you think. Cute, eh? Wait for your turn. They told me they will transplanting my ass to replace your mouth!
Yeah! I know what you think. Cute, eh? Wait for your turn. They told me they will transplanting my ass to replace your mouth!

This is my attempt to sound brighter

But my burden ain’t yet become lighter

If muscles in my shoulder getting tighter

I am afraid it will turn me into more bitter

Get in the line, chicken! Today is chicken's sale in the market. Lets fight until our last breath!
Get in the line, chicken! Today is chicken's sale in the market. Lets fight until our last breath!

Oh no, Guys, I am not a hater

Nor I am an adulter

I am not sure I know how to become an attracter

But unless I know the trick to make people turn into more accepter


What? You need another kick on the butt? Hmmm... maybe I can give that to you for free.
What? You need another kick on the butt? Hmmm... maybe I can give that to you for free.

I simply never allow myself to become your words adopter

Then said the lines which changing me into backbiter

I want to free my mind from any plotter

Trying to polish my profile into more glitter

This is fashion, people! Fashion! sigh!
This is fashion, people! Fashion! sigh!

Then when again, I experiencing the cruelness of another

I won’t let their attitude become my heart’s blotter

Better walk away as a departer

And leave this kingdom of disputer

Nooooo! I get caught! Oh, well! What we will have for dinner, Miss? I hope its not chicken!
Nooooo! I get caught! Oh, well! What we will have for dinner, Miss? I hope its not chicken!

Yeah, I will still be here for while as delighter

When some people only understand the role of diluter

And when they try to doter people into a hater

I will try to become their enchanter

Look! Look! I am good! Don't I? Do you think Manchester will want to have me now?
Look! Look! I am good! Don't I? Do you think Manchester will want to have me now?

Let us see then, insulter

How long it will be before I make you look way uglier

Until then, poor little doubter

Why don’t you try to clean your head from that atter?

Hey! I am trying to sleep here!
Hey! I am trying to sleep here!

Damn why I can’t be just simply adjuster?

And act like I never heard any of those material’s dumpster

So I can be fine again soon after

Ready to wander like casual jitter

Oow! He get caught!
Oow! He get caught!

Or maybe I should more concentrate to enjoy this flutter

Which roaring around my crater

Because of him, that damn beautiful critter

So sweet when act as my shelter

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  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Hello, Sa'ge dear. I'm glad you like it. Hugs back! ^^

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    Sa`ge 

    7 years ago from Barefoot Island

    This is such a pleasant hub, sometimes serious, sometimes so funny and full of humor. I love it my dear, just loved it. :D hugs :D

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    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    I'm glad it make me laugh, dear Amy. I put the funny roosters to balancing the poem so rather then make people feel bitter, it will make others laugh. I'm glad it is successful. Thank you, Amy. ^^

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    Amy Becherer 

    7 years ago from St. Louis, MO

    Very clever, completely unique concept, Freya. Delightful and I love the roosters, especially the hilarious comment about the ass transplant!!! I'm still laughing. Thank you for the fun!

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    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Micky Dee: King Micky, you had gone too long. Thank you, Sir. ^^

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    Micky Dee 

    7 years ago

    You are so wonderful Freya. I love a beautiful bird.

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    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Always Exploring: Hehehe... I just came from here and there, try to explore more, just like you do. Thank you, dear. ^^

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    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Eiddwen: I'm happy if you find this enjoyable. Thank you, dear. ^^

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    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Mentalist Acer: Hahaha...If there is somebody got heart while making this poem it is me. I found chickens are not friendly at all. hehehe... thank you, sir.

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    Ruby Jean Richert 

    7 years ago from Southern Illinois

    This is so cute!! Where have you been? i'm glad you found me. I love your honest poetry. Thank you.

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    Eiddwen 

    7 years ago from Wales

    Hi Freya,

    This hub is amazing and so very clever.

    Thank you for sharing and I vote up all the way.

    Take care

    Eiddwen.

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    Mentalist acer 

    7 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

    This creative jest is the best Freya...you need to put a disclaimer that no chickens were harmed in the creation of this poem,haha:-))

  • Freya Cesare profile imageAUTHOR

    Freya Cesare 

    7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

    Hehehe... wonderful night for me when you are on the field of Hub Pages, sharing your words with me, Mr. E. All I want to do just to get laugh today and here you are, Our funniest Hubber ever for my delight. Thank you, Mr. E. You are rock!

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    epigramman 

    7 years ago

    ..one of the most delightful hubs I have read in such a long long time - what a pleasure indeed and I will post this - proudly and lovingly, on my Facebook page with a link directly back here - and yes this is the best ROOSTER hub of all time !!!!! And yes I am a rooster for you baby!!!!!! lol lol lol

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