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OMG ! I'm not cool !........Poetry

Updated on April 23, 2014
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So anyways .....I just barely realized this
I am not a cool person
I know are all surprised ....too ?!.#%
Well here is my uncool version

My wife is out of town with work for weeks
and weeks on end
And it just occurred to me the un-ringing of phones
I just don't have one friend

Well Crap ......I guess that about
say's it all and more
They don't even remember my name
at the local store

What does this mean ........Oh my God what
do I do now
Will I sink forever into oblivion
is my whole life a no show

Im gonna have to start stoppin
at the post office and here after
Start flirting with the girl there
and she's the postmaster

Or perhaps I'm one of those lost loners
who'll do anything for a break
Start giving free advice to all
"a little give an take "?

Anyway .....I better go and feed the dogs
the only friends I know
At least they actually need me
as long as I've got alpo............


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    • ahorseback profile image

      ahorseback 3 years ago

      ChrisSp, Oh you are just tooo cool my dear !....:-}

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Well, who ever says you're not cool? Definitely not the dogs, eh? Good one Ed.

      Cheers to the man with a wit and a charm so hard to resist. Absolutely sharing this. OMG! :)

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      ahorseback 3 years ago

      Nadine , Just once in a while someone laughs at something I say ! Thank you my dear !

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      Nadine May 3 years ago from Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

      Loved it. Your photo also does it. You are funny as well.