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Oh That Explains It (limerick)

Updated on February 17, 2016

From bedroom my six year old sped

He cried there’s a ghost under bed

My son don’t you worry

As to bed I’d carry

That’s just were we bury the dead


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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      I'm sure that helped!! ha ha

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Whew...that's a relief!...

      sweet dreams, young man!

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      Better pray the Lord your soul keep

      For evil stems out from the deep

      reaching out claws

      seeking out flaws

      nightmares ruin your hopes of sleep.

      Let's just go ahead and scare the kid silly. What do you say? lol Great Job!

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      b. Malin 

      5 years ago

      That was Fun Mhatter. Nice "Treat"...Happy Halloween to All!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Right on. Just in time for Halloween.

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      Kamalesh050 

      5 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India

      Ha Ha Ha, that's very Funny. You have a great sense of humour. Look forward to reading a lot more.

      Best Wishes, Kamalesh :)

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      I wonder how assured the son was. LOL! Thanks for the laughs, Hatter!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Now he'll never sleep.

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      Elena 

      5 years ago from London, UK

      Interesting read - timely too. (Halloween)

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, You mean PaPa...

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL! Loved the twisted humor in this one!~

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      Jools99 

      5 years ago from North-East UK

      One for the Halloween season....Hee Hee

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      lol! Off to look under my bed.

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Oh, my, poor little thing . . . great for this time of year. LOL Voted up, etc.

      God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      He's never going to sleep now...that could be a grave mistake!..LOL:-))

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      Lol, now that poor child is scared to pieces. Comical little Halloween limerick!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Well, nothing to worry about then, right? lol you are too funny my friend! Thanks for the laugh to end my day!

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      Nellieanna Hay 

      5 years ago from TEXAS

      hahahaha! Rascal!

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      Jesse Mugnier 

      5 years ago from Jersey

      You never cease to amaze... your poor children.

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