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Oh Yes He Treats His Wife Like A Maid (limerick)

Updated on September 28, 2013

My husband just treats me like maid

Was constant complaint wife conveyed

And to wife’s narration

He’d add this frustration

Whose endless vacation I paid


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      Ghaelach 3 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      Great, it's like sending the wife on vacation with a one-way ticket. lol

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

      Funny. Jamie

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Get rid of the bum! LOL

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      Chris Mills 3 years ago from St. Louis, MO until the end of June, 2017

      very funny Martin.

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      What a guy!! He sounds like a real jewel.

      As I used to say to my husband, when he would complain, "Fire me,

      Please Fire Me!!" LOL

      Martin, you are the limerick king!!


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      wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

      Great chuckles.

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      There's one big difference when firing a maid,

      And here I must grow very pensive.

      You say, 'I don't need your services any more,'

      But firing a wife can prove tres expensive.

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      if ya can't join em...get rid of

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      Mary Craig 3 years ago from New York

      So now they're calling it a vacation! Very craftily done.

      Voted up, funny, and interesting.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny as always...

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      Shannon 3 years ago from Texas

      Ha! A fateful decision.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia


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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      A great laugh.

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Very well said!

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