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Okay I Did Touch Her Breast (limerick)

Updated on May 27, 2013

To this crime I quickly confessed

I did touch a strange woman’s breast

I just didn’t see

What socks soon would be

Two secrets that she plant in chest


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      billd01603 4 years ago from Worcester

      Another funny limerick. Thanks for the chuckle

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I guess this used to happen a lot, eh?

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      Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol, Martin. Socks? Now that's a new one. :-)

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      Jose Velasquez 4 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      I would avoid touching the paper towels as well, because you 'll run into the same problem.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Naughty Martin, funny and clever..drbj cracks me up. Hee..

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      You're lucky she didn't sock you one!!...:-))

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Made me laugh again - and whoops, where did those socks go - someone got there before me.

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      Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

      you have the gift of limericks my friend :)

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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      I loved this and laughed out loud too. Only you could come up with this gem and in a limerick!

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Very cool limerick my friend !

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, Mh, you must have published this one after I went to bed, as I missed it :) The old sock trick . . .

      LOL, now I am laughting at drbj's comment . . . good one drbg

      Hugs, Faith Reaper

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      I dunno, Martin, I have heard of guys

      Who stuff socks in their pants between their thighs.

      But ladies who want to enhance their breast size

      Have more realistic options if they are wise.

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      QudsiaP1 4 years ago

      Ha! Who would have thought? :)

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Ok! Now you know our sultry little secret. Ha, ha

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Easily your best. I literally laughed out loud.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      My goodness, I thought that trick ended in grade school!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      This lothario got much more than he bargained for...she really sock it to him :).

      Nice one!

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      Anne 4 years ago from Spain

      Oh MHatter. This made me laugh as brought back memories of my twin and I plus the girl from next door all shoving her brothers football socks down our tops and prancing around like mini Madonna´s when we were kids, we must have looked a real sight with all those lumps and bumps, but it was funny.

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      elle64 4 years ago from Scandinavia

      Maybe I should try that ,maybe that would improve my size!!!

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Um....I'm just wondering if you touched it to find out why they looked so lumpy? Socks are the best materials she could come up with? LOL

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Ha ha... Okay, I laughed when I got the email... but I knew you were more clever than going where it would seem obvious, but I figured you wrap this bad boy up with a chicken or something! This, I had to read twice to make sure I was following it... I got 'er now! Ha ha, you're funny!