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Old Age Creeping In
What Is next ?
I feel a chill but the day is warm
I put a light zippered jacket on
My feet are stone cold
No circulation at all
I put winter socks on and it is spring
What is happening to me ?
I can see my hair line receeding gracefully
My eyebrows have turned into lobster tenticles that I have to cut
My ears now have hairs that look like little bushes that grow out from under
I cut them the best I can
My eyes see things different
The small print looks a little smaller
Until I hold it a little farther away
That's it ... catch it in the light
Then the number 8 was really a three
Why do they have to print things so small anyway ?
There should be a law against it
My beard turns grey
So that is why I shaved it off today
I use to stretch
Now I think about stretching and I am tired
I yawn more
I pause more
I think I even walk slower
Now where was I
See even my mind is going a little slower
I look in the mirror and I see too many wrinkles
My eyes have bags and my bags have bags
I have 5 less teeth than when I was little
Who needs them all anyway
What will tomorrow bring?
I will have to wait and see
As I sit back and type I hear my bones crack
A stiff neck and an aching back
What is next ?
Arthritis or loss of bladder control
I know I will take a solemn vow never to get old
Comments
Was going to grow a beard recently as I have always had a thick growth on my face but after a week of it progressing very quickly I decided to just shave it off. All I was getting was white bristles and a very uncomfortable face and upper neck. I had that unkempt beachcomber look. The final resort that made me go back to shaving once a day was people thought I looked like a farmer and even worst, made me look 5 years olde than when I shave, O dear no way do I want to look my age, strangely enough people thought when I was growing the beard said I looked what age I am, BUT when I shave every day they think I look 5 to 10 years younger than I am, so its the razor on my face about 7am each day.
I can't believe I am reading this, must I be reminded, but phewww I have missed out on so many, I must be thankful, and there's always a cat to cling to who won't mind how old you are, not that I'm old, of course, oh dearie me NO!
Amen. Enjoyed it. I've taken that vow myself and am getting younger every day.
Cracked me up, Dream On. You were spot on with every single thing.
I´m going to put extra socks on now, despite it being May.....
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