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One Way To Choose A Guy (limerick)

Updated on July 7, 2012

Who is Carmen dating?

Of all the men she’d date but few

So many that just wouldn’t do

So many men scratched

Till she was attached

To ones whose names matched her tattoo


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Wonderful, brilliant and hilarious.

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      Janhorner 5 years ago

      Well, what can I say...brilliant!


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      Jools99 5 years ago from North-East UK

      Ha! Ha! My dad had a women's name on a tattoo and when he met my mam he had to have another tattoo laid over the top of the name!

      Great limerick.

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Funny, Mhatter! Maybe that's what all these men need to do with tattoos of girls' names on their arms, too!

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      Tonette Fornillos 5 years ago from The City of Generals

      Another limerick from the king. Funny way to choose a guy, I never had a tattoo if ever it could be my way, lol. Lovely, loved it! Voting up interesting and awesome!

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      I do have a book out called “Well That Was That”

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      Catherine Tally 5 years ago from Los Angeles

      good one! haha

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Another great one. I hope you plan to have a book of these poems.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      another wonderful taste of your humor.

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      very good my friend :)

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      Ann-Christin 5 years ago from UK

      I love starting my day reading your limericks they always make me smile :)

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahahah.bravo mhatter!

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      Hahahahaha.. Great limerick. I hope she chose right this time.

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      Sueswan 5 years ago

      You couldn't pay me to get a tattoo. Great limerick

      Voted up across the board.

      Take care :)

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      That was really unique!

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      Deborah 5 years ago from Las Vegas

      Great Limerick. Lol

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Great job Mhatter69, I always love your limericks! :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Quite a few are trying limericks now; it seems to be the hot fad. None, however, better than you.

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      Motherbynature 5 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

      Oh wow! LOL