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One Wish Use It Wisely (limerick)

Updated on July 16, 2012

When asked if your world change you could

What wrong would you wish to make good

His mind didn’t roam

His wish turned toward home

Make wife’s bat of foam and not wood


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      That's what happens when you marry an old battleax.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL I bet! The lumps on his head must be getting huge by now.

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      Shampa Sadhya 

      6 years ago from NEW DELHI, INDIA

      Voted up and awesome!

      It is unique. I enjoyed it. Every husband would prefer so. Nice one.

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      Redberry Sky 

      6 years ago

      Love the little twists at the end of your limericks, mhatter99 :)

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      Kelly Umphenour 

      6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Hi Mhatter - bet my husband would prefer the foam as well! lol

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      Stacy Harris 

      6 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      Very clever... shared with my husband... sharing on facebook... I found this rather amusing!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHaHaHa, Thank's for making me LOL..Great one..Cheers

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      Dianna Mendez 

      6 years ago

      Funny! You do make me laugh and it's such good therapy!

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      mizjo 

      6 years ago from New York City, NY

      Mhatter, this is too good! Fred might wish Wilma's to be of wood and not stone!

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      BeyondMax 

      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      What a find! LOL Very thoughtful =)

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      Patty Kenyon 

      6 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      Very Clever and Fun!!

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      Farhat 

      6 years ago from Delhi

      oh it pains.... that makes him witty & the limerick as well!

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter99,

      Clever limerick, thanks for sharing!

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