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Our Computers Truly Do Have All The Answers (limerick)

Updated on July 29, 2013

If there’s something that I didn’t know

It’s off to computer I’d go

And there I would stew

Till answer I knew

Just relax and view sexy show


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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      So true!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Seems to be a frequent thing sometimes!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      You will never be lonely, Marin; you will never be sad,

      If you learn to use Google to search for the good and the 'bad.'

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      The computer is there for work and entertainment.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, I do believe one has to know where to look, naughty..Hee

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Yes, it is funny how things just pop up on that computer all by themselves : )

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      Kathryn 4 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      Yes, the computer knows everything, and also entertains us!

      ~ Kathryn

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      Rose Maun 4 years ago from the sunny state of California

      very funny :)

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      Marlene Bertrand 4 years ago from USA

      This is so (chuckle) funny. I enjoyed it.

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks my friend for another funny read !

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      Tim Mitchell 4 years ago from Escondido, CA

      Well done Sir and a very much a read that will offer ponder for the day. I may head into the garden and seek the wisdom of visiting flights for an answer to answer. Next ponder the solution of life shared with the life there.

      tim

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL.....excellent solution.

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Multi-tasking! Why not?

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Sexy show, huh? Your poetry does that for us, Martin!

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      Anupama 4 years ago from Nepal

      haha so funny :)

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      so funny.. Love it dear friend.. how are you.. blessings to you

      debbie

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      Jennifer 4 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

      LOL! This was awesome! Voted it up!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      This is why I'm the only one in the house that gets to use the computer... lol! Funny :D My father is constantly looking for all the answers too :D

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