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Parlez-vous Francias (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

I met ex-wife’s boyfriend today

I think he’s from France didn’t say

Yes he doused our flame

I hope him the same

He goes by the name Fiancée


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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99.....Très bizarre mon ami ... mais êtes-vous sûrs qu'il n'était pas de Bruxelles ? parce qu'il était un peu 'de pousse' .. et mot dans la rue, de que j'ai entendu dire qu'il vous a faits une faveur ..... frais....

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Cute and perfect photo!!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL! Perfect funny photo selection as well.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      Nicely done.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Je l'aime! Merci!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Inky dinky parlez-vous.

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      :) Oui, out, monsieur....comment vous appelez- vous?

      Maybe someone should have said "je t'aime"....

      have a fabulous weekend, Martin.

      Expect Angels to surround you :) ps

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That is great, Martin. Hope he has plenty of cash.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      No french for me, but I like a little comedy. Jamie

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      C'est la vie!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      It could be worse is what I would say,

      Now fiancee has to pay every day.

      Because you see

      'C'est la vie!'

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Oui oui on her! Or should I say, wee wee on her!!

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Oh mon deur!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      C'est bon Monsieur Mhatter!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Good one.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Oui, oui!!! S'il vous plait!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I flunked French in college....just sayin' :)