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How To Pick Up A Girl – Guaranteed Method (limerick)

Updated on July 31, 2012

Make sure you can manage the weight

Remember to keep the back straight

Then lift slow not quick

That should do the trick

You’ve just learned to pick up a date


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      Sasha Kim 5 years ago

      Brilliant ^_^ you're limericks are a delight.

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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      I am laughing out loud. That is a Mhatter classic! You are too funny. No matter what mood I am in - when I read one of your limericks, I crack-up. You are the absolute best bad mood buster around. Thank you!

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      Randi Benlulu 5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Very clever! I look forward to reading more of yours!

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      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      ....and wait, if works your fate!....hahaha

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny as usual. A strong back is a great asset..HaHa

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      I had to laugh at that right away! Hahaha picking up a date in a club, you could probably write an awesome comedy movie.

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      A very cool limerick.......LOVE IT !

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      You are so right, though.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      Hahahahehehe...So funny...Thank you for the smile this morning. Jamie

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      stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Wonderful hub. God Bless You.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      My first laugh of the day! Excellent!

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      Got me....funny, gave me a chuckle on a grey dreary day

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      Girish puri 5 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      lol... hilarious , you make my day...

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      frogyfish 5 years ago from Central United States of America

      Absolutely cute! And true!

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      Jackie Lynnley 5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Ha ha ha ha ha. This was a really good one, I will be smiling until I forget it, lol.

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      Marlene Bertrand 5 years ago from Northern California, USA

      I enjoyed your limerick. I needed that chuckle today!

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      Blurter of Indiscretions 5 years ago from Clinton CT

      Haha, I was all ready to object but then- you got me!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania


      Never cease to amuse me MH! :)