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Pickled-Tink

Updated on March 3, 2011
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I am simply

pickled-tink!

Oops! That should be

Tickled-pink...

Sometimes in

my silliness,

my brain slips up,

spits out a mess!

Switches letters.

What surprise

I often see in

listeners' eyes!

Still, I am so

pickled-tink

that my old brain

can even think!

"Copyright 2011, All Rights Reserved."

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      Karen 5 years ago from Salem, OR

      Hahaha, love the "Blunt Foking Smool" comment! That totally sounds like something my friends would say!

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      Writer of Man, thank you kindly! Welcome to THE Place to Be! I look forward to reading your work!

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      Writer of Man 7 years ago from United Kingdom

      Very funny poem. It made me laugh. I have just started and can learn a lot from you. I have voted you up and funny.

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      Erica Sanchez 7 years ago from California

      This was cuper sute!!! LOL

      Thanks for the read

      Smiles :)

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      john mcmahon poet 7 years ago from Dumbarton, Scottland

      very funny write

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      oooooo, Epi! I am truly pickled-tink!

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      epigramman 7 years ago

      ...well you are my hero too - you can deftly slide back and forth in your writing from whimsical and witty to profound and deep .......bravo says the epi-man in unabashed admiration!!!!!

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      Fossillady, You gave me a good belly laugh! Mamogram, huh? That was a good one! That was a really cute comment! Thank you very much!

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      Kathi 7 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

      I'm clappy as a ham

      to read your pickled tink

      Mamogram! Oops, I mean telegram!

      Aren't we a pair?

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      Pixel-Alchemist 7 years ago from Waitakere Auckland : New Zealand

      Tender Heart another most delighting Poem and this one really made me laugh for reason's you will now be aware of.

      I do this so often friends and family just refer to it as Simonize. My own one person language that is also often fond in the written word. One of my classics is "A Clock of darkness descended" instead of the cloak. When I was designing cloths I sold tons of Shrit's my poor accountant had to ring up and ask what a shrit was. You can tell I am tired, when whole sentences are said backwards So yes I provide endless hours of entertainment its all a good laugh

      thanks again for sharing your delightful Talent Tender Heart

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      EmpressImani 7 years ago from SE London, England

      This happens to me sometimes, good thing I can laugh about it, I know what you are talking about:)

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      Merle Ann Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      "with pen in hand I sit myself down to type you this letter"...there was a long letter I barely remember now from when I was a teen that began like this and went on for sometime...wish someone still had it...very fun this hub...thanks I needed that...:O) Hugs and HAPPY NEW YEAR...G-Ma

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      hillrider, nope! guess not! Thany manks!

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      hillrider 7 years ago from Mid-west United States

      No I'm sot the only tackwards balker here ? LOL Had fun...

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      Vietnamvet, Thanks so much! And God bless you too, kind Sir. We could all use it, yes?

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      tnderhrt23 7 years ago

      Kereeves, I love it! Tom Fetty pan, huh? good one! This phenomenon happens fairly regularly to me and is always good for a laugh...I had a friend once who had a fondness for herb...called her a blunt foking smool!!! Still cant live that one down! one would think I was the one fond of herb...or had had too much...but I'm not...come by this gift it naturally, don't need no help! Thanks for stopping by!

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      vietnamvet68 7 years ago from New York State

      cute one. God Bless

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      Karen 7 years ago from Salem, OR

      I once told my friends I was a Tom Fetty pan... What I meant to say was, "I'm a Tom Petty fan." I love when this happens; makes for great laughter and a great story!

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