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Please...Don't Snub on a Hub Poem! (A Poem of Snub Flubs on Hubs)

Updated on April 2, 2012

Well Hello...Most Excellent People...!

And Welcome to Manly Poetry Man's Poem Hub World. Full of   Whacky Rhymes, Goofy Puns, and Many Spectacular Magnificent Words About Magnificent Spectacular Things !
And Welcome to Manly Poetry Man's Poem Hub World. Full of Whacky Rhymes, Goofy Puns, and Many Spectacular Magnificent Words About Magnificent Spectacular Things !

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Please...Do Not Snub While On A Hub...

That is the Worst Thing to Do is...Snub...

It Will Make your Snub Stick Out Like a Bad Slub...

Which Can't Be Fixed Even By A Tricky Fub...

Please...Don't Try to Pull That On A Hub...

Really...Please Don't Snub...You Nerdy (*) Blub...

Even If Someone's Mean Enough To Make You Snub...

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You must not Snub...upon your Hub...

You must not Snub...No...You must not Snub...

'Cause...It is Wrong to Snub upon your Hub...

This is for your Own Good...I'm Telling you, Bub...

Because...If you Snub upon your Hub...

It May Rub Folks the Wrong Way...Like a Bad Rub...

If you have a Mean Comment on your Hub...

Do Not Turn Around...and give them a Snub...

That Would Definitely be an Impolite Flub...

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So...if you Receive a Bad Comment on your Hub...

It's Very Bad Behavior...If you then Snub...

Like some Worm...or Perhaps...Even a Grub...

You Better Find it in Yourself...Then...Not to Snub...

You May Wonder Then...What is All the Hub-Bub...

About the Fact that you might Snub...

They did not Purchase Anything to View your Hub...

So Don't Snub...and Act like they should have a Ticket Stub...

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They May Have Typed a Comment Good or Bad onto your Hub...

Just...Don't Get Mad...and Tell Them Next Time They'll Type with a Nub...

It is Not Nice to Return One Dud Flub upon your Hub with a Mean Snub...

One Dud Flub that's Full of Crud...Which Makes for Mud Stuck on your Hub...

It May Make you want to Reach Out with a Dubious Dub...

And Smack the One that would Dare to Snub you on a Hub...

Or Come after them like a Momma "Grizz" does for her Cub...

Or Even want to thump them on the head...with a Billy Club...

That is Why I Say...It is Not Very Nice for you to Snub...

You Must Be the Nicer One...While On Your Hub!

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"That there Manly Poetry Man...I think something trau-matic happened to his brain...that made him a  li'l  bit  juz'  too  darn Kookie...ya' know?
"That there Manly Poetry Man...I think something trau-matic happened to his brain...that made him a li'l bit juz' too darn Kookie...ya' know?

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Just Remember Boys and Girls:

You may not Snub...while in a Tub...

You may not Snub...while at a Pub...

You may not Snub...while on a Sub...

So, Let's Face it...On a Hub...You Surely May Not Snub!

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What...Is Wrong With This Guy?
What...Is Wrong With This Guy?

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To Review Now...Concerning a Hub...

I Think It has been Clarified Why Not To Snub...

We Will Shout your Name Aloud...Like a (**) Glubb...

Or Smack you over the Head with a (***) Jub...

Should you...In Fact...Then Start to Snub on a Hub...

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Now That You Know We Don't Snub On A Hub...

Go Do Your Part...As Part of The Club...

Grow up and Give Behind Your Ears A Scrub...

Don't Start...Shrugging Your Shoulders Behind a Shrub...

Or Soon...You Will Find that you are in Big Troub...

And You Will Then be Given a Return Snub...

Even Though...We Should Not Do That On A Hub...

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Of Those Who Are Wondering What I Juz' Said On This Hub...

Grow Up...Bub...Don't Make Me Have to Give You a Glubb Snub Stub...

It's Not My Fault...You Can't get this in your Brain...Even with a Noogie Rub...

And Now Newbies have been warned on the Hub...Not to Flub...

So With No More Further Ado...I'm Telling You...You Blub...

Please...Don't Snub...While on a Hub!

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Why Naturally...This One is Uniquely Inspired by None Other Than: Dr. Suess and His "Cat in the Hat".

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(*) Blub: Word originates from " Why Nerds are Unpopular", a discussion of nerd life in high school. From paulgraham.com.

(**) Glubb –noun. Originated from: Sir John Bagot: /bægət/ Show Spelled Pronunciation : [bag-uht]; (“Glubb Pasha”), 1897–1986, British army officer: commander of the Arab Legion in Jordan 1939–56. [per this reference found in Dictionary.com]

(***) Jub: Jub\, n. [Perh. corrupted fr. jug.] A vessel for holding ale or wine; a jug. [Obs.] --Chaucer. [Definition also found using Dictionary.com]

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