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Plumber Not A Critic (limerick)

Updated on June 10, 2013

A plumber helped clean pipes for me

So from clogs again they are free

Now I’m free to play

My bagpipes all day

Till fans again flay mud in glee

My favorite bagpipe song - Really


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      Ben Blackwell 4 years ago

      That's pretty clever.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was pretty cute. I heard that they are very loud, too.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      The picture was especially hilarious!

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Another great Limerick ; loved it.


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Keep them coming.

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      Sunny River 4 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      LOL! Hilarious as always Mhatter! :)

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      Nithya Venkat 4 years ago from Dubai

      Awesome! Bagpipe is a very difficult instrument to learn and I can imagine the mud being flung at anyone who is learning to play the instrument!!!

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Surely not the kind of Highland fling your audience was anticipating lol!

      This limerick, and the other one about the kilt, reminded me of that old song 'Donald, where's your trooses?' by Andy Stewart, my old dad used to have on LP.

      All the best,


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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Yes! I never hear enough of the bagpipes!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Love it!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Bagpipes seem to be,

      Either you love 'em or you hate 'em.

      Take up the flute instead.

      That is my advice verbatim.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Hmm. Maybe you should take up the piano or guitar!

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      Genius!My hat off to you too;)

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      Jose Velasquez 4 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      You must be horrible at the bagpipes. LOL

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Bagpipes are awesome.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      ha ha ha Love it! So funny!

      I have always love the bagpips too, really. Love your favorite bagpipe song.

      God bless, Faith Reaper

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Very clever, Martin! I never saw that one coming.