Poem About Being Pee Shy
Ever get shy when you're urinating in a public area?
I don't mean peeing in the street or taking a leak behind a tree..!
No, what I mean is when using a public toilet. If you've ever suffered from sanitary stage fright, then you might identify fairly well with this comical little poem.
Poem about being pee shy
I need to pee, I know I do
And so I head off for the loo
I stand up straight, unzip my fly...
But to my left is some big guy
I know I need it, know it's there
But can't release it. So not fair
It's not that he is scaring me...
It's just that I can't seem to pee!
I strain, and focus on the wall
But still no pee comes out at all
Another guy comes through the door
I want to sink into the floor
The first guy knows I've made no pool
I can't zip up, I'd look a fool
Every second brings more shame
Sanitary stage fright 'aint no game...
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