Poem About Being Pee Shy

Ever get shy when you're urinating in a public area?

I don't mean peeing in the street or taking a leak behind a tree..!

No, what I mean is when using a public toilet. If you've ever suffered from sanitary stage fright, then you might identify fairly well with this comical little poem.

I need to pee, I know I do

And so I head off for the loo

I stand up straight, unzip my fly...

But to my left is some big guy

I know I need it, know it's there

But can't release it. So not fair

It's not that he is scaring me...

It's just that I can't seem to pee!

I strain, and focus on the wall

But still no pee comes out at all

Another guy comes through the door

I want to sink into the floor

The first guy knows I've made no pool

I can't zip up, I'd look a fool

Every second brings more shame

Sanitary stage fright 'aint no game...

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