Poem: Secret To a Set Of Keys (Not Mine!)
I have a secret to a set of keys,
But it definitely doesn't belong to me.
The mysterious one who owns these keys,
Is pretty special person, indeed!
You see, these keys are not just keys.
They have special functions, you see.
That man who owns these license free,
Cannot do much without these keys.
The key with Letter M on it: Could be for him, BUT....
We will call it the M-Key,
It's for his Cryptic Mind, you see.
If you don't lock it on the tee,
His mind will take off and flee!
And what about that baffling X-Key?
Could it be for the box en famille?
Nah, X-natural is what is he!
Nothing make sense with him, you see!
Then there is The Lovely L-Key,
I like to pretend that it's for ME!
But it actually belongs to his love and legatee,
Wherever that unfathomable person might be!
You wonder what is this for, this Zee,
But, of course, it's for his Zeal, you see!
The Z-Key is ever so fascinating to a degree,
Without it he lacks the desire to even party.
Now You see the state of this poor man's plea,
He is totally a Mad Man If he ever looses his set of keys!
Brace yourselves from his storm in a cup of tea,
You never want to be around when he lets out his fury!
Other then that, he is all happy and fluffy!
Disclaimer: the keys are all real, as real as can be. But the poem is fictional.... No, resemblance to any character in hubpages at all! :))