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Poetry of a Serial Killer Poem

Updated on February 7, 2018

If you were just a head

I'd still love you

You'd have a place in bed

Right by my hip

If you were just a hand

I'd still love you

I'd keep you always in

My boxer shorts

If you were just a knee

I'd still love you

You'd be my cup, you see

When I play ball

If you were just a foot

I'd still love you

Cause guess what I could put

Between your toes

If your were just a breath

I'd still love you

Cause breath is warm and wet

And ......it.....blows!

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    • Tara Tufford profile image

      Tara Tufford 

      8 years ago from Columbus, Ohio

      I really liked this hub, reminds me of something the investigators on that show "criminal minds" would come across. lol. Enjoyable read Tom!

    • Tom Cornett profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Cornett 

      8 years ago from Ohio

      Thanks Janny....yes it does. :)

    • JannyC profile image

      JannyC 

      8 years ago

      Sounds like a lost poem of Jeffery Dhamers >,

    • Tom Cornett profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Cornett 

      8 years ago from Ohio

      Cats.....thanks...from Ohio wit love! :)

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      Cats4693 

      8 years ago

      Me likes .... from lreland .... wit love ... ;p

    • Tom Cornett profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      Thanks Mighty Mom...I kneeded her. :)

      Laughing Mom....I love her toe much. :)

      Thanks Lucey! :)

      Am I dead, yet? Thanks! :)

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      Am I dead, yet? 

      9 years ago

      xD 'poetry of a serial killer.' sweet.

    • Lucey Knight profile image

      Lucey Knight 

      9 years ago from North Richland Hills, Texas

      Tom, you are most welcome.

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      Laughing Mom 

      9 years ago

      One of the funniest things I have ever read! Call me naive, but I didn't understand what you'd put between the toes. But I'm smart enough to realize I probably don't want to know!

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      Susan Reid 

      9 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

      Ha ha ha! A knee cup!

    • Tom Cornett profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      Thanks Lucey...it was from one of my deeper moments. :)

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      Lucey Knight 

      9 years ago from North Richland Hills, Texas

      I like it!

    • Tom Cornett profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      Thanks lgali...... you are nice! :)

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      Lgali 

      9 years ago

      very interesting nice work

    • Tom Cornett profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      Thanks mamahops.....my brain is random. :)

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      mamahops 

      9 years ago

      Your poetry is random yet able to hold itself together - thanks for sharing

    • Tom Cornett profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      This is your brain on drugs son.....stay away from LSD! :)

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      Deece 

      9 years ago from Piqua, OH

      I have a dad with the capability of thinking like a serial killer....great, looks like I will have to keep this one in the closet....oh wait it has been out for a long time now, luckily no actions have been taken from that part of your mind....lol

    • Tom Cornett profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      Toad.....grins....I think I blew a brain mass on this one....when I read your comment...I kept tasting mustard...WTF!

      AEvans....I was just thinking of what to do with body parts and that's what came out...I definately could be closely related to Pest. That has to be it! :)

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      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Tom , quite creative a hand in the boxers and you believe a serial killer would write something like that? Maybe Tom would....lololol a hand in the boxers. lololo oh my!!!!:D

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      goldentoad 

      9 years ago from Free and running....

      here, take your meds back Tom, they make me twitch, and you seem to really need them

    • Tom Cornett profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      Thanks Pete....that is true! :)

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      Pete Maida 

      9 years ago

      Well like the old commercial said, "Parts is parts".

    • Tom Cornett profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      Thats what my wife said when I read it to her Cindy. thanks. :)

      I'll have to check it out Cris. :)

      Thank you jjrubio, :)

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      jjrubio 

      9 years ago

      very interesting

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      Cris A 

      9 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      Go see for yourself Tom :D

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      Cindy Vine 

      9 years ago from Cape Town

      Hmmmmmmm

    • Tom Cornett profile imageAUTHOR

      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      Boxing Helena.....does she get boxed? LYTM! :)

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      Cris A 

      9 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      This is cool! And I must say your kind of love Tom is bordering on obssession! But it still is love. Anyway, this kinda reminds me of an old movie - Boxing Helena - have you heard of it?

      Lurve ya! :D

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