Polish Jokes 2
My favourite jokes about polish people.:D:D:D::D
@@@ What is the famous slogan of tourism sector in Poland?
"Come to Poland - Your car is already there."
@@@ Stolen today - tomorrow is in Poland!
@@@ What is a pole with no hands?
A person who you can trust.
@@@ What's in Poland "triathlon"?
Walk to the lake, swim and ride my bike home
@@@ - What is written on the bottom of a coke can in Poland?:- Open from the other side.
@@@ Does anyone know a short sentence with 4 lies?
"Honest and sober Pole with own car is looking for a job."
@@@ Never laugh, when a Pole moves with the car into a tree!
It could be your own car...
@@@ What happens when you connect a Russian and a Pole?
the child too drunk to steal
@@@ Why are the Russians in Germany stealing everything twice?
They need to go back through Poland.
@@@ Two cannibals have a Pole on a barbecue spit.
Says one: "Turn a little slower, otherwise he is not crispy at all!"
"Impossible," replies the other, "when I ask him to slowly turn around, he steals my coals!"
@@@ What do you call a Polish man with only one arm?
@@@In a large car ride 3 Poles. Who drives?
@@@What is good in cold weather?
- Poles hold their hands in their pockets?
@@@ David Copperfield had to cancel his tour in Poland, because he could not even sell half of the tickets.
The poles are just used to having things disappear ...
@@@ When is Christmas in Poland?
2 days after a day when Germans will get a gifts.
@@@ @@@-What is the first lesson in polish driving school?
- How to open a car with a handle.
@@@Today, 7 out of 10 Poles living in stress, and the remaining 3 in Chicago.
@@@What does the Japanese when it wants to get a raise?
- Works even better than before.
And what does the Pole, when he wants to get a raise?
@@@How do I know that in Germany is to many Poles?
- Gypsies insure their homes ...
@@@ - Two Poles are talking about their friend who immigrated to America. "Did you hear about Bartek? He opened up a jewellery store after just one year in America!" "How did he do that?" "With a crowbar."
@@@ Why Polish people do not use ice cubes?
They do not know the recipe
@@@When Pole throws a grenade at you - do not panic! Grab the grenade, pull the pin and throw it back.