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Poor Gigolo (limerick)

Updated on June 11, 2013

Oh I was a real gigolo

With girls who would pay me I’d go

But they were not dumb

As soon I’d succumb

Our date would all come from my dough


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Makes sense to me.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Loved it!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Money talks.

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      Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      I love this; and drjb's comment had me laughing too. "Ther'se no such thing as a free lunch."

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Martin, those pretty gals at the table

      Surround you like a very cute bunch.

      Guess you learned your lesson the hard way,

      There's no such thing as a free lunch.

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      Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Well now, what did you expect? ! lol

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      Deonne Anderson 4 years ago from Florence, SC

      Thanks for my first smile of the day! Voted up and shared.

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Romeo, was that a dumb blonde joke? Because, if so, I represent that remark. ;) Just kidding - anytime a guy is forking out his own dough, along with a little old fashioned chivalry is a good thing. Girls are definitely no dummies when it comes to that, though perhaps the gigolo might be to fall for it.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Fun read..Hee

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Ha ha. Maybe one at a time next time around?!

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      Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      Love this hub. I needed a laugh today!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Great funny.

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      That was funny. You are a prolific poet. Voted up and awesome.

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      I think you should take the ones out on the least they might go Dutch :)


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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      ha ha ha, so funny. Looks like poor Mr. Gigolo had his food piled high too :)

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      Jennifer 4 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

      Heh. Love your pun-potential comment, Cat. Pun-tentials aside, this was hilarious! Voted it up!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Definitely a high-priced gigolo. :)

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Wow, not only is this funny, but it's packed with some seriously pun-potential... I'll behave :D