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Precious Words To Sooth Arguments (limerick)

Updated on May 11, 2015

When I’m out with boys way too late

And scolding from wife is my fate

With these words in view

I keep love anew

My darling have you lost some weight


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      Deb Hirt 2 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Sounds like you have learned your lesson well.

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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      Careful there! You're insinuating she was a tad thick. Mentioning a woman's weight is never good unless she's quite obviously over what she normally is. Nice try, tho! :-)