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Pull the Trigger & Kill him quick "Humorous"

Updated on December 11, 2013

"A Short Humorous story told to me by my granny"


Once upon a time there was an old lady who lived

alone ,with her cat and dog. She named her cat “Pull

the trigger” and her dog “Kill him quick”. So one

night the old lady was lying in her bed when she heard,

someone trying to break into her house. Immediately

she jumped up and called for her dog and cat. Pull the

trigger and kill him quick. The bandit who was outside

of the house heard this and fled for his life

thinking there was really someone inside of the house

“pulling a trigger to kill him quick”. Ha ha ha ha ha.



Written by: Joanna Chandler

Copyright 2013

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      kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Cute and funny, Ladyfiddler! Your Granny had a good sense of humor :-)

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      Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha I will have to remember that one, even if my pets are not those names! I needed a laugh this night. So glad to see you writing again.

      Up and funny

      Blessings, Faith Reaper

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      Ghaelach 3 years ago

      That's just what I neded this cold wintery morning.

      Reminds me of my grandparents of long ago.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      LOL thanks for coming by kidscraft , yes granny new very nice stories she told us so many and it's not the ordinary ones that everyone knows. How are you ?

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      Hey Faith darling good to see you here and yes God is good i got another Job so I am unwinding from tension syndrome i was suffering from at my other job. I can write again i still need your prayers though, i am still in that mental web but coming out by God's grace.

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      Hey Ghaelach thanks much for coming by, I am glad that i put a smile on your face.

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      kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      I am very well thank you.... but slightly tired :-)

      You should write a book with all the stories of your Granny and share may be some of them with us! Stories like that are too precious to be lost!

      Have a fantastic day :-)

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      Thanks deary by the way i am a little lost as to if you are male or female don't get me wrong i never saw your first. I assume you are a lady please help me . I am exhausted to and i have violin class plz email me @ absonlinework@live.com .

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      Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

      You know Lady, you didn't have to explain the joke it was right there! LOL cute and it would have worked either way grandma could have shouted out Kill him quick, pull the trigger! right? LOL good stuff

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Good one!

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      Nell Rose 3 years ago from England

      Haha! I love it! It reminded me of my mum when she was young, she used to have two cats called Whisky and the other one was Soda, you can imagine the faces of the neighbours when she used to stand outside at night yelling, whisky and soda! lol! they thought she had a drink problem!

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      Senoritaa 3 years ago

      Hahaha.. you made my morning!

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      Ha ha ha Franky, what's up ? hope you are fine :)

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      Thank you BlossomSB

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      Ha ha that is soooo funny Nell i can just imagine sounds like she was a crack nut we all are sometime. Whisky and Soad ha ha ha ha ha

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      Buenos Dias Senorita! I am glad i did

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      Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol! Very clever. :-)

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      LOL yep gonna try that one day.

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      Alexander Thandi Ubani 3 years ago from Lagos

      LOL, I THINK AM GONNA NAME MY CAT AND DOG THAT. LOL

      GOOD ONE, MATE.

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      Thanks Ubani :)

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