Pull the Trigger & Kill him quick "Humorous"
"A Short Humorous story told to me by my granny"
Once upon a time there was an old lady who lived
alone ,with her cat and dog. She named her cat “Pull
the trigger” and her dog “Kill him quick”. So one
night the old lady was lying in her bed when she heard,
someone trying to break into her house. Immediately
she jumped up and called for her dog and cat. Pull the
trigger and kill him quick. The bandit who was outside
of the house heard this and fled for his life
thinking there was really someone inside of the house
“pulling a trigger to kill him quick”. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Written by: Joanna Chandler