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Purrfect Company

Updated on January 7, 2011

This Is My Story

I thought I would write a little and tell you about the latest change in my life....

I can't believe it either but it's true I turned into a cat

I started out like you and then one day I turned into one of my pets

How is that possible ?

I don't have the foggiest idea

All I know is I am craving tuna when I use to want just a beer

Now I have five other cat friends

They use to be my pets

There are Flash, Whitey,Baby,Daryl and the youngest Charlette

I don't know where I fit in

My name is Michael

Michael the cat

That doesn't even sound like a cats name

What do I tell my wife ?

I was their owner now I am one of them

Nothing personal just in case they can hear me

How long will I be here I don't know

It is like I just stepped into the land of pets

Where I have to wait till the other cats do their business before I do mine

Remember I am the new cat on the block

It is funny I think alot down here

But no real words said just a meow every once and awhile

Where did that come from

Hey watch where your going

I almost got stepped on by my wife

Finally I got noticed

She's picking me up

No putting me down

No picking me up

No putting me down

Make up your mind will you

I am not a toy to be played with

I have very delicate private parts

Hey who opened the door

I feel that breeze

I feel so naked

I use to think it would have been cool at a nudist camp not having to wear any clothes

But now I am not so sure

Everything just swings in the wind

It's not a fun thing

O.k. I am going for cover

Who is over here

Is that you Daryl ?

Remember me I am your owner

Hey buddy I don't know who you are but we have rules around here

You have better learn them or it is going to get pretty messy

Hey Daryl it's me

What's sa matter cat got you'r tongue

I don't believe it

I speak but they can't hear me

I hear them

It is like having a cheap crummy cell phone

With bad reception

Can you hear me now

O.k. a bad joke but it seemed right at the moment

If you want to eat you have to let the older cats go first

More rules are you joking ?

Hey this is no joking matter

I just said that

Are you listening to me ?

Wait till our owners see you

There has to be some kind of mistake

I would have known if another cat was coming

They tell me everything when they go to sleep at night

There was no mention of a cat at all

Not even a cat toy for Christmas this year

Scrooge all the way

Whoopie

No Santa Clause

What did everyone stop believing ?

Hey I have been good

What's the deal ?

Alright let me think this through

We got the newbie right before December

The misses wanted one more cat

He didn't

She convinced him

Even though he said four cats is enough

She tricked him by seeing how cute the little one is

Now look at her

She is fat as a house

They feed her as often as she wants to eat

They say she's growing or something

The only way she's growing is sideways

Now we have to walk single file down the hallway

Or chubby here knocks you over

Well it's nap time and you better get some rest

You know we have a cat party tonight

to be continued.....

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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Lucky Cats Wow that is like getting a grade A stamp of my forehead when I seen your comment.From one cat lover to another.Just lOvE those CATS!!

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      Kathy 

      7 years ago from The beautiful Napa Valley, California

      Awwwwww...this is great! I can see it now! You've hit "catness" right on the h...., well, you have got it right! Very cute and funny!

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Darlene Sabella I will have to wait and see.But every day is definitley something to write about.Thanks so much.

    • Darlene Sabella profile image

      Darlene Sabella 

      7 years ago from Hello, my name is Toast and Jam, I live in the forest with my dog named Sam ...

      Awesome and funny and great hub, love it! I am sorry your wife can't hear you and the other cats don't know who you are. I am sure if you just sit back and enjoy it for awhile, one day you might just wake up and hate tuna. rate up Love & Peace darski

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Rhonds Waits I find know better joy than having fun with others who can enjoy a good laugh.Thanks so much.

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      Rhonda Musch 

      7 years ago from The Emerald Coast

      Hi DREAM ON. I enjoyed your hub. It was so cute and Purrfect.

      Your friend Rhonda.

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Carrie450 All the cats our sleeping late they partied to late in the morning.I am glad you enjoyed my story.Thanks so much.

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      carrie450 

      7 years ago from Winnipeg, Canada

      LMAO, "New cat on the block" I can't stop laughing, this is too funny. Looking forward to part 2. :)

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Sammyfiction I don't know where it came from it just rolled off my tongue.Thanks for reading and have a chicken and gravy kind of day.(sorry I am back being a cat)

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      Sammy 

      7 years ago from Australia

      This is very strange!... But I couldnt stop reading.... I will definitely read the sequel!

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