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Pushing Dick In

Updated on October 6, 2017
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I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

Sad dick
Sad dick

Dick could always be seen outside even though he longed to get in
He stood out limply while he watched others go in and out, he had a real itch under his skin
He wondered why he could not dust his self off, straighten up and go forward
He even saw a one foot guy hopped in and he felt a bit awkward
Now look, here comes this soldier looking uptight in his uniform, standing attention
Slipped pass me, got in, did what he had to do and i am still in this situation
Now here comes this guy wearing number ten jersey and juggling two balls
He got to go in, he was in for a long time, now hours have passed
Who else will pass me out here i pondered
Then i saw a bus load of hockey players rush in, my eyes opened wide, they went in and plundered
Sadness took me over, what was left for me to do
i have been outside a long time, turning around and around like worn out screw


I started to cry because i really longed to go inside
because i wanted to fulfill the dream i had last night
I stood there remembering what had transpired in my sleep
I wanted to get in, i wanted to explore, i wanted to go deep
i dreamed of pouring chocolate all over it and licking it off slowly
Then go in for the kill and devour it wholly
I shook off my sluggish mood and decided i must get in
I shook and i pushed and nearly busted in
Then I felt a hand on my shoulder that gently pulled me away
And pressed the buzzer, then the door opened right away
Get in Dick, it was my buddy slim,
and he pushed me all the way in
I have been standing out this darn pastry shop for hours
Little did i knew to get in you had to squeeze the buzzers

Now that i finally got in, my dream will come true
Two slices of cheese cake please, pour on some chocolate toppings too!

Do you think dick is stupid?

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      Clive Williams 2 years ago from Jamaica

      Hey franco, long time...nice of you to stop by and read my dick hub

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      Frank Atanacio 2 years ago from Shelton

      LMAO.. yeah Clive you go right ahead and love dick..:) This was funny

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      Clive Williams 2 years ago from Jamaica

      thanks jodah

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      John Hansen 2 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Funny, and well done Clive.

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      Clive Williams 2 years ago from Jamaica

      lol@always exploring......that makes two of us

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      Clive Williams 2 years ago from Jamaica

      glad i could pass on a few cheers word55.

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      Clive Williams 2 years ago from Jamaica

      hey poggydobby, i couldn't agree more

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      PoggyDobby 2 years ago from Probably Earth

      I'm proud of you Dick. You are the real MVP.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 2 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Poor Dick. He finally made it. Funny and now I want chocolate. See what you did! lol.

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      Word 2 years ago from Chicago

      Hilarious clive! I needed this today. Happy New Year! 2016

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      Clive Williams 2 years ago from Jamaica

      Glad i could bring some joy to you bill

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      Bill Holland 2 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I'll be laughing the rest of the day because of this. :)

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